In Wrestlemania VI Rematch, Ultimate Warrior To Yell At Hulk Hogan A Lot

The Ultimate Warrior (legal name: "Warrior") is pissed at Hulk Hogan for something or other. That includes a handful of YouTube videos, recorded on his desktop camera in his den like so many American teenagers. I'm not sure exactly what he's mad about, because I'll be damned if I'm going to watch a 7 minute "preview" of an upcoming rant. Maybe I'll crowdsource this like the Sarah Palin emails.

What's Warrior got on Hogan? Tales of cocaine use! Open marriages! Hair extensions! And other assorted craziness.

Warrior claims the full video will drop on June 17, but we're not eagerly awaiting it. It'll be 100 times more boring and more nonsensical than their WWF feud. And roughly equal in both aspects to their WCW feud.

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