It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Gets Hurt

Fun week this week. Painful, but fun. Thankfully, it's now over and we can all go back to our not-so-normal lives. Here's a rundown:

• Mark McGwire's one-eyed brother tries to help America heal • John Rocker flips out on radio DJ

• Brenda Warner returns to the national stage, spike-free

• Dwyane Wade gets caught creepin'

• I have been scarred with the mark of the buzzsaw

• And the cookie sheet

This weekend, we have Canadian wonder dong, Gourmet Spud, on Saturday. Then the mighty KOGOD returns for Sunday.

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. See you Monday.