It's Always The Clarinet Section That Suffers Most
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They're partying like crazy at the University of Florida today; which come to think of it, only means that it's Friday. But in Oklahoma pour the unfathomable tears of sadness. Poor band clarinet girl. Poor Sooners. Poor Curly.
Meanwhile, headline writers who enjoy lame puns are also celebrating. Chomp goes the dynamite!
National Championship Puns Come Sooner Rather Than Later [Real Clear Sports]
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