It's December 23. Nobody's reading this. So let's take this time to congratulate Canadian curler Kevin Martin and his team on winning The National curling tournament this afternoon, giving him five straight curling Grand Slam titles. See what happens the weekend before Christmas? Curling updates find their way to Deadspin. This is also what I watch when NFL regional coverage gives me Lions-Chiefs. [I actually don't have a link, but felt I should put something in brackets]