Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise
Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise
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Because we are Americans, and this is what we like to call a "democracy," you all should get out and vote today. We have some friends who, if they live in states that have closed primaries, don't vote because they "don't like to be labeled." Hey, who likes to be labeled? We want to vote.


If you feel so inclined, you can vote for the candidates based on their baseball team choices. To sum up:

Obama: Chicago White Sox.
Romney: Boston Red Sox.
McCain: Arizona Diamondbacks.
Clinton: Oh, who the heck knows anymore?


The whole election has been just as much fun as anything in sports over the last month, other than that Super Bowl of course. We'll be up way too late into the night watching results. Most important: Go out there and vote. And, hell, if freaking Perez Hilton can do it, so can we: Go out there and vote Obama.

Presidential Candidates and Baseball - Super Tuesday Update [Home Run Derby]

(Photo by: Matthew C. Wright Photography)

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