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It's Opening Day, Everybody!

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Well, if you ignore last night's game — and we are — then it's now officially Opening Day. And there are all kinds of games today! Thirteen, to be exact, including four that start in about 15 minutes. We can't wait to fire up our Extra Innings and watch a full day of ... oh ... crap. Well, anyway, it's a day, it appears, and we'd like to note that the following humans are Opening Day starters:

• Gil Meche.
• John Patterson.
• Zack Duke.
• Aaron Cook.

So, should be fun! Opening Day is here; this is your last chance to get your fantasy starters set and your bets in. They're gonna be playing these things for the next seven months, so enjoy being able to muster excitement for an individual game while you can.

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