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Did you hear?

Perhaps you haven’t heard a murmur
That the Jaguars won with fervor
That’s because of nature’s murder
We’re preoccupied with Irma.

When we take it on the chin
And houses float, and cats must swim
Through our tears we’ll flash a grin
At least the Jaguars got one win

As we’re blown to smithereens
By furious winds that howl and scream
We suffer—but!—we live this dream
The Jags won’t go 0-16.

Great job fellas.


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