Jaguars Junction: Week One

Did you hear?

Perhaps you haven’t heard a murmurThat the Jaguars won with fervorThat’s because of nature’s murderWe’re preoccupied with Irma.

When we take it on the chinAnd houses float, and cats must swimThrough our tears we’ll flash a grinAt least the Jaguars got one win

As we’re blown to smithereensBy furious winds that howl and screamWe suffer—but!—we live this dreamThe Jags won’t go 0-16.

Great job fellas.

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