Jason Collins And The Golf Cart Of Doom

At least Timberwolves fans have great memories from the 2007-2008 season when their all-time greatest player won an NBA Championship in his first season with another team. Now their center can't avoid injury while driving around a golf course. Per the Minneapolis Star-Tribune: "Collins was injured in what a team spokesman called a "freak" golf-cart accident. He partially ruptured his triceps tendon after his golf cart skidded and tipped over." This investigation is just beginning. Because coming from someone who has narrowly avoided his fair-share of golf cart accidents, alcohol is always involved in "freak" golf-cart accidents. Always. Well, except for the time my 11 year-old cousin drove our cart into the lake in Michigan. That was a tough one to explain. Wolves' new center will miss training camp after freak elbow injury [Star-Tribune] Jason Collins out after freak golf cart accident [Sports By Brooks]