Jim Harbaugh Delivers Newborn Calf Into The World

What does Jim Harbaugh love? Cows. He loves cows. Consider the following:

• A young Harbaugh guzzled milk with reckless abandon, and not “candy ass two-percent.”
• The large glass of milk he enjoyed with a honking big steak last year.

• Several of Harbaugh’s itemized expense receipts included steaks and dairy-based dishes, such as creamed spinach and shrimp fettuccinne.
• This morning’s latest adventure, wherein Harbaugh delivered a calf.
  

Someone please ask Harbaugh for his takes on the future of rangeland management in the western United States.