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Joakim Noah Tells Everyone To Back Off Of Patrick Kane, Hilariously

Have you ever wondered who Joakim Noah's three favorite Chicago athletes are? Well, thanks to the video above (fast forward to 1:00 in), we now know that his top three shakes out like this:

1. A.J. Pierzynski
2. Patrick Kane
3. Patrick Kane

And Kane takes the number two and three spots with a bullet, as Noah goes on to vehemently defend Kaner and his rakish ways, all the while referring to him as "my dude."


Noah's support of Kane may not be a surprising development. But someone with a platform has gotta tell the world, "What happens in the club, stays in the club."

Bulls' Noah: Leave Kaner alone [ESPNChicago, h/t Charlie]

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