Joey Dorsey Is Breaking Backboards Over In Greece

Joey Dorsey? You mean, he isn't still with the Raptors? Nope. He's with Olympiacos Pireaus, the defending Euroleague champs. And the former University of Memphis star is breaking the glass, if not quite shattering it. I recommend clicking through to the actual YouTube link for the video above, where there are lots of REALLY EXCITED comments that are completely indecipherable, like this one:

STA ARXIDIA MOU TON GRAFW KAI TON MARINAKI KAI OPOION ALLON PROEDRO RE MPASTARDAKO!!!! KAI STO KSANALEW 14 XRONIA EISAI STIN POUTSA SE OLA TA ATHLIMATA EKTOS TOU MPASKET!!!!!! TWRA DEN THA EXEIS OUTE TO MPASKET!!!!! MIA ZWH THA EISTE TA POUTANAKIA MAS!!!!!!

Right on, man. Oh, and that behind-the-back pass? That was Kostas Papanikolaou. He's never played an actual NBA game, but he has already been booed by Knicks fans.

[ Ball Don't Lie]