The Yankees suck. You knew this—their new policies prohibit print-at-home tickets, a move specifically designed to stop fans from reselling premium seats at below-face-value prices. When asked why, COO Lonn Trost said it’s to protect rich fans from having to sit next to the poors. Luckily for your entertainment, the Yankees’ humiliation, and our traffic numbers, John Oliver has gotten around to “the biggest elitist assholes in all of sports.”
Last Week Tonight has purchased some expensive-ass seats, and is offering them for 25 cents to anyone willing to dress in a way that will make the Yankees as uncomfortable as possible. We wholeheartedly endorse this buffoonery.