New Cavaliers players Jordan Clarkson and Larry Nance Jr. went on Uninterrupted’s Road Trippin’ podcast with DJ Montage and Allie Clifton. Anytime an NBA player who has ever played for the Cavs appears on a podcast, they are apparently bound to give their takes on science, and Clarkson did not disappoint. After Clifton brought up the fact that DJ Montage does not believe in dinosaurs, Clarkson laid out a hell of a take.
Clarkson: I don’t believe in dinosaurs either. Well no, I actually do. I believe that - this is gonna get a little crazy. I’m gonna take y’all a little left on this. OK, so y’all know how we got dogs and stuff, right?
DJ Montage: Right.
Clarkson: So, I think it was bigger people in the world before us, and, like, the dinosaurs (were their) pets.
DJ Montage: On a leash? Like a pet? So how big were these people?
Clarkson: Oh, you look at a dinosaur. They got to be three times bigger than them.
DJ Montage: Where are their bones?
Either Clarkson’s trolling, or playing on the Cavs gives you interdimensional sight and exposes you to knowledge passed down by the Ancient Ones.