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Jose Canseco Is Scaring The Children

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Shown here at the premiere of the new Samuel L. Jackson movie The Man — most famous for being used as a special new form of torture for Katrina refugees at the Astrodome — Jose Canseco, Hollywood action star, shows off an outfit he got from Madonna's "Vogue" video.

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Wait. How about: Jose Canseco shows up at a movie theater after being rejected from the Victoria's Secret fashion show the night before. Wait. Crap. This photo is making it impossible for us to improve on it with a joke. We mean ... would you look at that picture?

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