Josh Beckett joined twitter today for the express purpose of saying goodbye to the Red Sox faithful, wherever they may be. It's very touching. But this here's a business and it can't be getting mussed up with feelings and dumb Twitter handles.

That's where you come in, Deadspinners. Let's see if we can't help out @Beck19bb pick out something a little snazzier. If we play our cards right, the winning submission will be picked by Josh Beckett himself and adopted as his twitter handle in perpetuity.*

*In this specific instance, "in perpetuity" should be interpreted to mean "never."