Just Stop Calling Her "Babe-Raham Lincoln," Please

• Nets' dancer claims she's a far-flung descendant of Abraham Lincoln: Between that and her camera-friendly features, it's good enough for a President's Day-themed story for many. [ Total Pro Sports]

• Jonesin' for a pre-Bubble Breakdown?: Here's a pretty great rundown of the teams that'll be in — and those who still have a lot of work to do. [ College Hoops Journal]

• Marion/O'Neal trade really not that big of a deal?: So sayeth this young man, who calls the names in the deal "meaningless." [ Focus Balanced, Trap Often]

• Adam Eaton is aware of his limitations: And also knows he's probably never going to work out in Philadelphia. Finally. [ We Should Be GM's]

• Never Underestimate This Man's Kigey-ness: The competition at "YouTube Sports" is getting incredibly fierce. [ Apartment 718]

• Derek Jeter brings some new wood to Florida: Or he's just happy to see somebody...[ 3:10 To Joba]

• Thoughts on the Sabres win over the Sharks: Heavy hearts in the arena make the victory that much more meaningful. [ The Love Of Sports]

• Sorry, Brandon Webb wasn't available: Yankees' fan not excited over Brett Tomko signing. [ Oskeim Sports]