Just Two Minutes Of The Cardinals Completely Fucking Up

The St. Louis Cardinals are submitting quite the wet fart of a season. They finished the first half at 43-45 and are currently sitting in fourth in the NL Central with a 47-51 record. This team is a bunch of bums.

When manager Mike Matheny discusses losses, he has a tendency to credit failure to a bunch of little mistakes. Especially in a tight game, those small miscues can add up to disappointment. It’s fitting, then, that someone would compile two minutes’ worth of those bloopers by the Cardinals.

God, it’s like an intramural softball team working out the kinks in the first inning, but for an entire season. My favorite part was when the Cardinals player goofed.