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Kelly Olynyk Attempts To Finish Burrito In Just Four Bites

The NBA season is long and the plane rides are plentiful, leaving plenty of time for shenanigans. On a recent team flight Celtics center Kelly Olynyk was somehow convinced to attempt to take down a monster burrito in just four bites, and of course Amir Johnson documented it (and posted it to Snapchat). While Olynyk’s technique is lacking and I agree with Johnson’s suggestion of some sort of time limit, there is no question that Olynyk can fit a hell of a lot of food in his mouth.

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Also of note, Johnson appears to be a part of the booty-eating renaissance, at one point instructing Olynyk to, “eat it like you eat the booty.”

h/t Zack


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