If you want to relieve the sublime comedy of Keyshawn Johnson's "excitement" after learning that the Carolina Panthers drafted his "buddy" Dwayne Jarrett — thus securing his release from the team — the video above has the complete footage. It was funny at the time, but it improves considerably knowing what's going to happen three days later. Best part: Keyshawn pointing out that he advised Jarrett to stay in school, a decision that surely caused him to drop in the draft. Taking a guy's job seems like sweet revenge there.
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