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Kolten Wong Isn't Very Good At The Walkoff Water Cooler Shower

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Kolten Wong is currently batting .203 at the plate and .000 in post-game celebrations. Last Thursday, Dexter Fowler was responsible for a thrilling 4-3 comeback win for the Cards with a walkoff base hit in the bottom of the 13th. Wong went to douse Fowler with the water cooler, but he completely blew it.

Wong had a chance to redeem himself Tuesday, after the Cardinals once again came from behind to win with a walkoff. Yadier Molina buried the White Sox with a ninth-inning single to score Marcell Ozuna, and Wong dutifully resumed his water-dumping duties. It went even worse the second time.

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Account for the sloshing, Kolten! This is not the right way.

Staff writer, Deadspin

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