Christmas is two days away and you've done zero shopping; nice going, jerk. Fortunately it's not too late to surprise the kids with Inflatable Ben Wallace, the basketball defender aide.

This has proven to be a slightly more popular seller than what I got my kids last year, Inflatable Department of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff. Anyway, along with the Jason Witten Pickle Juice it'll be their merriest Christmas ever.

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