Lawn Games, Ranked

It’s springtime. Tender bright green shoots of grass are poking through the dead winter earth, squinting people are venturing outside to revel in the warm weather, and parks are beginning to fill up with all sorts of recreational activities. Here is a list of games you can play on grass, in descending order of how fun they are:

Bocce

Spikeball

Cornhole

Polish horseshoes

Volleyball

KanJam

Barefoot soccer

Catch, with frisbee

Catch, with football

Badminton

Kubb

Ladder toss

Paddle ball

Catch, with baseball/softball

Horseshoes

Slip-and-slide

Getting hit by a car

Croquet