• The creative fellows at Rivalfish have their very own version of SportsCenter. The Fish Fry. [RivalFish]
• No one told former NBA player Henry Charles James that you can't participate in "Take Your Kids To Work Day" if you're a crack dealer. [IndyStar.com]
• All he DOES is catch touchdowns. And write goofy NFL columns. [Forward Progress]
• A quick quiz: Are they Dune characters or NFL players? I'm a little disappointed that I only got 9 out of 10. [The Feed]
• Giving Ryan Howard a nickname. And I agree with the two commenters here... "Black Superman" is really the only possible answer. [Early Word]
• An early season matchup between a ranked Penn State and a ranked Notre Dame? It's Beano Cook's perfect storm. [Loser With Socks]
• VERSUS is launching this month, and their "sports schedule" is "highlighted" by The Barbeque Championship Series, The World of Beretta, and, of course, hockey. [NHL.com]
• Canada is certainly doing their part to beat "You're with me, Leather" into the ground. [Out of Left Field]