• This is not how a mascot is supposed to behave. [Austin 8 News]
• Returning a dog named Jeff Garcia. [Run Up The Score]
• If you're truly desperate for Super Bowl tickets. [Don't Want Your Opinion]
• This is how you run a company: Give everybody the day after the Super Bowl off. [Inside Indiana Business]

Oh, and yes: We've seen the hot eBay Super Bowl ticket girl. She's gonna hit 10,000 by the end of the day, we bet.