Leftovers: Have A Seat, Kobe

• Kobe Bryant suspended, though we're skeptical whether he deserved it. [ Pounding The Rock] • The Cavaliers are going to have a new point guard tonight. [ Kid Cleveland] • So you know, LL Cool J does not do steroids. [ Steroid Nation] • Here's how the Lions can win 15 games next year. (Not really.) [ Premarital Sax]