Leftovers: Hey, Busch Ushers, Lighten Up

• The Busch Stadium ushers are kind of being dicks. [ SportingNews.com] • Renaldo Balkman really does look pretty stoned all the time. [ Need4Sheed] • Speaking of the Cardinals ... Preston Wilson. Kick ass. No, not really. [ St. Louis Post-Dispatch] • If this guy is young enough to be in Little League, well then, jeez, so are we. He looks like Frank Robinson. [ LittleLeague.org] • This has got to be the worst baseball name we've ever seen. [ Long Island Ducks] • Wait, so does Maria Sharapova feel pretty, or doesn't she? [ Inside SoCal]