• Rory Fitzpatrick falls just short in NHL All-Star balloting. [TSN]
• So if Joumana Kidd gets to beat her kids, does that mean Bob Ryan gets to beat her? [North Jersey]
• Jamaal Tinsley knows little about cars. [Bad Idea Blue Jeans]
• Tank Johnson pleads not guilty. Excellent. Come on, trial! [Foul Balls]