Leftovers: Super Terrific Happy Hour Edition

• Ichiro blasts Mariners teammates, but bows politely afterwards. [ The Sports Fan] • Matsui signs with Yankees, leaves in a Brinks truck. [ The Sporting Brews] • Bill Romanowski speaks to Football Outsiders writer, avoids temptation to beat him somehow. [ Fox Sports] • Dodgers, Colletti marry in private ceremony at the beach. [ Dodger Thoughts] • Top scorer Brewington quits Providence hoops team to — get this — study more. What's the world coming to? [ Let's Go Friars]