Lenny Kyle Dykstra Slides Headfirst Into Rock Bottom

The legend of Financial Wizard Lenny Kyle Dykstra, last seen " flying higher", has finally shriveled up and died: The Dude officially filed for bankruptcy today. I hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell out of your chair.
The filing indicates that Dykstra, Inc. was kept afloat by shitloads of unsecured loans. Here's a rundown of some of the empty-handed fools that loaned LKD money:

So that's some of the money owed to people, not including the maids ("Fuck the maids!"), the printers ("Fuck the printers!), or the dozens of other people he's swindled. But it's a start.
More unpaid:

Dykstra's attorney, Jonathan Hayes, did not comment in any of the stories, but that's probably because the chances of him actually getting paid for his services are infinitesimal.
Ex-baseball star and entrepreneur files for bankruptcy [Reuters]


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