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Let's All Be More Like This Large Fellow Who Slapped Joakim Noah's Ass

You might be tempted to call E'Twaun Moore's game-winning three the highlight of last night's contest between the Thunder and Bulls, but I submit that the night's truly transcendent moment occurred on the ensuing possession, when a portly Bulls fan lost all notion of etiquette and got himself a big ol' handful of Joakim Noah's ass.

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We should all try to be more like this man, who didn't let his Chris Christie Collection outfit or swagger-draining lanyard prevent him from suddenly becoming the Bulls' hype man. This is what seizing the moment looks like. This is what freedom looks like.

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