Let's All Watch Marco Rubio's Panicked Drink Of Water In Extreme Slow Motion
It was the swig heard 'round the world. Florida senator Marco Rubio, tasked with delivering the official Republican response to President Obama's State of the Union address, found himself parched and distant from the necessary tool to quench that burning fire. In other words, he was thirsty. Usually in these situations, somebody takes care of actually getting some water within grasping distance of the speaker. Not so tonight, as Senator Rubio was forced to get it his own damn self. It's the only way to feel alive.
This is a Deadspin Video, in which strange sports moments are slowed down to ridiculous speeds and matched with indie music. This video features " Danger Of The Water" by The Futureheads. See previous episodes here.
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