Let's Ask The Tattooed Fighter On MySpace What He Thinks Of Obama

• Fascinating: You know, that guy who legally changed his name to War Machine makes some good points. Although...assassinating all current and future presidents might be a tad extreme. [ With Leather]

• They're registered at Target: John Madden and Al Michaels will take their very special partnership to the grave. [ Fanhouse]

• All jacked up: I was just thinking that what the NBA needs is a good steroids scandal. [ Josh Q Public]

• Mormons too: According to this giant sign, porno freaks and sports nuts will burn in hell. Uh, is there a difference? [ Hugging Harold Reynolds]

• Please make your Brady Quinn jokes original: Finally, a little something for the fellas who like fellas. Or for the ladies, if you swing that way. [ Outsports]