It has been exactly one month since the World Cup ended. This might cause you to believe that it is far too early to engage in any remembering of guys who participated in the tournament, but that would overlook one of the central truths of guy remembering: Any guy can be remembered, at any time.

Anyway, Lauren and I opened some weird packs of cards that are also stickers and had a harder time than we probably should have in both the remembering and sticker-peeling departments.