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Lions Players Try Not To Freak Out As They Touch Mystery Objects

The Detroit Lions subjected their players to excruciating dread for their fans’ amusement, and this all somehow happened off the field. These guys had to reach into a box containing an unknown but harmless object and try to remain calm. Receiver Marvin Jones Jr. was bad at remaining calm.


There should’ve been a Lombardi Trophy in the box. They never would’ve identified it.

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