Remember that Australian kid who freaked the hell out over a souvenir baseball? This kid is the opposite of that kid.

I honestly don't think any young boy in the history of the world has ever reacted this way to something that wasn't porn. Look at how amazed he is by that baseball! It's like he's gazing upon the One Ring. The next time some grouchy old dude tells you that kids don't appreciate things these days, just show him this clip.