Look At This Fucking Hoopster: "Michael Jordan," Playing Dodgeball In Williamsburg
An occasional feature in which we spotlight the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys. Today: Hipster Jordan. Player: Michael Jordan Team: 1992 U.S. men's national basketball team Ubiquity: Fairly high Scene: Williamsburg Cut Copy show/"Pool Party" Unnecessarily Decimaled Score Out Of 10: 8.9 Analysis:: The hoopster is playing dodgeball while wearing an American flag neckerchief and short "retro" running shorts at a concert for an Australian electro-dance rock band (that's a genre, right?). This is pretty much as hoopster as it gets. However as the jersey is that of the GOAT and one of the more common "alt" jerseys we have seen—oddly enough, the score jumps to 9.3 if it's the white "home" jersey—some points have been deducted. Verdict: Big fucking hoopster
H/T Andrew
Photo pulled at the behest of photographer. You can find it here.
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