Look, It's The Worst Sports Card Of All Time!

What the shit is this? How did this end up on our desk? Who would make something like this?

It's a 2005 Donruss Playoff Prestige card, featuring Rick Reilly as one of the "Fans of the Game," highlight his support for the old Los Angeles Rams. Christ, who cares? Why does this card exist?

Here's what it says on the back:

Who vomited out this copy? Rick Reilly on a good day? Can't decide which part I like better. The "objective journalist" bit, or the part about Reilly's best (non-L.A. Ram) memory being John Elway in the shower.

What are we supposed to do with this card? It's just cluttering up our work area. We'll get yelled at when bi-monthly desk cleaning comes around. Should we give it away to a reader for some sort of contest? Would you even want it? Wouldn't you rather our intern spit in an envelope and send it to you than to own a Rick Reilly "Fans of the Game" trading card? No wonder Donruss doesn't exist anymore.