The Australian Open starts tomorrow, with Rafael Nadal going for a not-quite Grand Slam. It's "not-quite" because while he'd win a fourth consecutive grand slam, it's not in the same season and Rod Laver won't let that historical-aggression stand.
Or maybe it all comes down to whether Andre Agassi will offer up nude pics of his wife for the cable-viewing audience.
Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. But before I go, allow me to recommend tonight's roller-derby episode of CSI: Miami: "The only thing shorter than the girls' skirts are their tempers."