Loose Goose At Tigers Game Chased Off The Field And Into A World Of Pain

There was a cool-seeming goose hanging around the field in Detroit during a break in tonight’s Angels-Tigers game, and although the grounds crew made a valiant effort at getting it to scram, little did they know they were chasing the goose straight to his downfall, provided by the unrelenting scoreboard.

According to Bob Wojnowski from the , the bird was carried away but “appeared to be alive.” Rub some dirt on it, goose.

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