Lord, Heavens, Now They're Cursing At Yankee Stadium

The New York Post is all up in a tizzy this morning: Alex Rodriguez's wife wore a T-shirt with a bad word on it! Ack! (Link via The Smittblog.)

Apparently, Mrs. Rod wore a T-shirt to the Yankees game yesterday that said, "Fuck You" in fancy calligraphy on the back. Clearly, the delicate eyes and ears of Yankee Stadium denizens have never been exposed to such ribaldry before.

"[One] father, was so embarrassed, he got up and left and took his son," who appeared to be about 10 years old, a fan said. "I mean this kid was right in back of Cynthia - his nose must have been about 4 inches away from the words 'F- - - you.'"

We hope the sensitive souls of The Bronx will be able to overcome this affront to their sense of decency. If your children aren't safe at Yankee Stadium, Christ, folks, where are they safe?

Mrs. A-Rod Is A Bronx F-Bomber [New York Post]