Adam Dunn blasted his 400th home run last night into the fountains at Kauffman Stadium. One industrious and, judging by his jersey, long time Chicago White Sox fan decided to retrieve the ball from its watery grave.
Only problem is, Kauffman Stadium does not permit fans to jump into the fountains even though, if movies are to be believed, the only purpose for a fountain is to jump around in it without a care in the world. The fan was kindly escorted from the fountain and arrested. The worst part is, the guy didn't even get to parlay the ball into anything worthwhile, he was forced to hand it over before being taken away.