The Suns traded Markieff Morris to the Wizards today, in what was the most significant trade during a dull NBA trade deadline. The forward, who openly said in August that he wanted to be traded, went through the parking lot on a hoverboard.
Morris actually had to jump off his hoverboard when he approached a bump in the ground. Even after the stumble, he didn’t recover his toy. The man walking next to him picked up the board:
Don’t let them see you crack, Markieff.
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