Yesterday, the San Francisco Giants traded third baseman Matt Duffy to the Tampa Bay Rays in exchange for starting pitcher Matt Moore. Unfortunately, Duffy’s extremely large cat, Skeeter, is not cut out for the sweltering Florida climate.
This is very sad news, not only because it’s never a good thing when a man is separated from his loyal pet, but because Skeeter seems like a pretty cool and chill cat:
You finish up this season and you get back to Skeeter as soon as possible, Matt Duffy. You hear me? You get back to that cat!