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Matt Hendricks Stops Slapshot With His Dick And Balls

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This here’s Matt Hendricks and he’s making that there face because he took a hockey puck to the Johnson while defending against a Howitzer of a slap shot.

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The slap shot did not slap into the net. It slapped into Hendricks’ unfortunate dick.

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Our tipster John who was at the game and alerted us to Hendricks’ misfortune said, “I thought he had a broken leg at first but after seeing the replay it was way worse than I initially thought,” which is about right.

Update: Could have been much worse.

h/t John H

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Staff writer, Deadspin

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