Meet The World's Next Great NFL Prognosticator

Seriously: It's kind of amazing to watch. This is not something we had considered about Kige: That he might, deep down, be Matthew McConaughey from Two For The Money, or whatever that stupid movie was called. We hope he will be able to resist the siren song of Big Money Vegas when Al Pacino calls. Beware, Kige: Sure, the whores and blow provide temporary satisfaction, but at the end of the day, you're still Kige. Don't forget that, man; don't forget where you came from.