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A couple of extremely pumped and jacked fitness guys chucked some watermelons at each other, proving that people will do just about anything in the pursuit of rock hard abs and/or more Instagram followers:


These bros wasted at least five melons, which is not as many melons as this guy wasted in his quest to set a previously non-existent world record for water melons sliced on his stomach using a dang sword. He sliced 26.

Please stop wasting melons. I and many others would like to eat those melons.

Reporter at Deadspin.

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