Michael Beasley Punched Himself So Hard He Needed Medical Treatment

Total bargain you got yourselves there, Miami. Absolutely sane and won't make headlines for anything but his basketball skills.

Super Cool Beas got a little wound up during the Heat's preseason game last night:

What can be seen in the video above doesn't seem so bad, but according to the Miami Herald, Beasley's brow was so swollen the team trainer needed to apply a steel compress, like the End-Swell you'd see on a boxer between rounds.