Total bargain you got yourselves there, Miami. Absolutely sane and won't make headlines for anything but his basketball skills.

Super Cool Beas got a little wound up during the Heat's preseason game last night:

What can be seen in the video above doesn't seem so bad, but according to the Miami Herald, Beasley's brow was so swollen the team trainer needed to apply a steel compress, like the End-Swell you'd see on a boxer between rounds.