Michael Phelps Is Not The One Who's High Here

• Touché: Sheriff Leon Lott puts on a blonde wig to make fun of people who made fun of him. Boy do I feel ... silly? [ Inside Charm City]

• Bone head-first: Don't try to tell Nick Punto that sliding into first base is a bad idea. He doesn't need your fancy science. [ I Dislike Your Favorite Team]

• DELETED: So wait ... Carlos Delgado is a Nigerian prince? [ Sports Rubbish]

• The brownest of the brown liquors: Is Maker's Mark taking a shot at the Wolverines? Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking bourbon. [ MGoBlog]

• You're gonna poke someone's eye out with that: Someone needs to take away Alex Ovechkin's keys. [ Total Pro Sports]