Michael Vick, you bastard! You moved the headstones, but you didn't move the graves! You didn't move the graves!
A search warrant issued, but not served, on the property owned by Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick sought to unearth the remains of "approximately 30 dogs buried in various locations on the property." The warrant stated "reliable sources of information reveal" the presence of the dog remains and, on May 22, "was informed that on or about April 23, 2007, that seven pit bulls were destroyed and buried in shallow graves on the property."
At this point, whatever happens to Michael Vick he completely deserves. What's next, baby smuggling? You have to give him one thing, though: This was a unique way to go down.
We just pray to God he's not involved in cat juggling.
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